Teddybear Hillsong

Shouldn’t these sinister teddies have headset mics? They go on for some time if you press their hands, something about beasts with multiple heads and lakes of fire or somesuch… This was at the Galleria and it was a little noisy. Only $19.99? You need to add on the cost of your soul.

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Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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18 Responses to Teddybear Hillsong

  1. Anonymous Perthon says:

    The Galleria is where toys go to die

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  2. Cimbali says:

    I reckon the prayers are only a front, these boys could well be behind the Bindi bead drug scandal of the last few days.

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  3. elwrongo says:

    Yet another example of extremist fundamentalist religion running riot in our shopping precincts. Non-sectarian teddys bears although a thing of the past are still within living memory. This development is frankly disgusting and the inclusion of a dead girl is just sick.

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  4. Rolly says:

    “Stop the world, I want to get off”; or at least find a place where I am not compelled to cohabit with the kind of wierdos who buy this sort of thing.
    One of my pet hates whilst living in Italy was the ubiquity of ‘religious’ paraphernalia which, in reality, a just a ‘christianised’ version of animism/shamanism. All traded by good churchgoing souls, of course.

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  6. meccano101 says:

    If you stare at this Grizzly Adam and Eve duo, as I have been for some time, wondering how to deal with them, their expressions begin to change from: smiling and compliant to frightened – surly- even aggressive. Particularly the one on the right. Try it.
    Or maybe it’s just me.

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  7. meccano101 says:

    oops, I mean left.

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  8. Cimbali says:

    Don’t think it matters which one Mecc, they both look evil. However the one next to the dead baby appears to be gloating over her soul.

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  9. Golden1 says:

    It’s the gold lame`halos that disturb me the most. Perhaps if they didn’t look so much like gold lame` dog poos or gold lame` european smallgoods it wouldn’t be so bad.

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  10. chink1 says:

    Looks like Chucky lying next to them, jeez they would want to pray!!

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  11. meccano101 says:

    Did you do the stare Cim? Their expression does change.

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  12. BedfordsCrackPotFraternity!! says:

    that baby looks like baby miss maud I reckon!!…..

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  13. Cimbali says:

    if you stared at me for a while I expect my expression would change too.

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  14. Cimbali says:

    I didn’t know you could buy baby miss mauds? What do they do, cry, wee, vomit green Princess cake down your back when you burp them?

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  15. manny says:

    These praying teddies are still smarter than the average christianist.

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  16. Rolly says:

    Nice word that, Manny…Christianist. Separates them from Christians quite neatly.

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  17. lactatingbookworm says:

    Jesus Christ…

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  18. The Legend 101 says:

    I wonder if toys are made my moose just like bindeez i agree with you Cimbali.

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